Wife: What are you eating?
Me: Kashi Go-Lean Crunch. With flax seeds!
Wife: Yeah, not really my favorite.
Me: But it has flax seeds! You know what is made from flax, right?
Wife: No.
Me: Linen!
Wife: Well, that explains why it tastes like sheet.
Hunting Party
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*Bounty Hunter and Enhanced Raptor*
*28mm*
Artemisia Kian doesn't use unnecessary violence. But she did choose a
career where a lot of violence is usual...
12 hours ago
This literally made me LOL. Nice one!
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